MercyTheKitty Rants

{Tue, Aug 1056, '10}   Groups and Pages

Wow, I am SO sick of all these things showing up on my homepage! So-and-so likes so-and-what. Do I care? Most of these things I find totally idiotic, anyways. For starters:

  • “are you mad,” “no,” “ok ur deffinatly mad” ~~Correct spelling, please. Come on, it’s the INTERNET! There’s this magic thing called spell check that costs nothing, takes up no time, and is very easy to use. Besides that, just LOOKING at this “conversation” ticks me off. Why shouldn’t someone be mad, if you’re busy assuming stupid stuff about them?
  • I fake the dates on my papers so it doesn’t look like i did it last minute ~~Or here’s a thought: USE THE DUE DATE INSTEAD. I’ve never fake-dated an assignment, either because it was a one-night assignment or because I used the due date! And by the way? If an assignment is spread over an extended perios of time, your teacher probably doesn’t CARE when you did it. Teachers aren’t blind– they know kids cheat and procrastinate. And what with the 100+ (depending on the class) papers to grade, why should they concern themselves with the date at the top of the page?
  • I bet Chinese people push their eyelids in and say, “Look I’m American!” ~~Shut up. First of all, that’s so stereotypical and raceist to say that Chinese people have stanted eyes, in the first place, not to mention that Americans DON’T. Not every American is an idiot with a caucasian background. America’s been seperated from Europe for over 200 years. GET WITH THE TIMES! Besides, why would any self-respecting, higher-that-America’s-IQ-combined Chinese person even WANT to be compared to an American?
  • On 12/21/2012 im not doing my homework, excuse will be ” i thought id die.” ~~I don’t beleive the world’s going to end, anyways. Wasn’t the world supposed to end about three different times during my lifetime? But using the “end of the world” as an excuse not to do work just proves people are lazy and pathetic.

And these were just ones on my homepage. I’m bitter torwards groups and pages that aren’t real products or services. They waste my time.

And I also hate fads/trends. Have you noticed no one says “biffle”/”bffl” anymore?


{Mon, Aug 909, '10}   Skipper

SO I got bored and logged onto my WordPress, just to check out how things were (ya know). I clicked “My Dashboard” and saw… well, how about this? My “Views Per Day” was flat-lined at 0, and there were no pending comments for me to check out. That’s when I realized I probably should use my blog to blog.

Monday, July 26, 2010, at 5 o’clock, I got a pet kitten!!!!!

Alright, where should I start? Umm… His name’s Skipper, and he’s dark grey and very adorable. 🙂 (See below)

Skipper the cat

I have a bunch of pictured and videos that I’m trying to edit together, but it’s so tedious! Ugh! I promise to upload it if/when I finish it.

I used to have a different cat, but he ran away. His name was Kitty, which is actually a funny story. I was in, maybe third grade when we got him? Well, we were told he was a she, and I was totally intent on having a cat named Kitty, like ti was the most creative name ever or something. Anyways, we went to get her spayed, then learned he had to be neutered instead. Kitty was an outdoor cat, so… He went outdoors, he chased small animals, etc. More Kitty stories later?

So this adorable baby (see above) is named Skipper!

I swear Skippy is a dog in disguise! He scratches his ears with his hind paws (ear mites?), chases his tail, bites his paws (fleas?), etc. He loves company and people, and he’s much nicer than Kitty, who liked to claw and bite. The only problem is that he’s forever throwing up.

The first time he threw up, I think he had eaten too much. I’m not sure about the other… three times. All I know is that I hate cleaning up cat puke.

No, he doesn’t eat grass– He’s an indoor cat this time. He pukes up his wet food. Either there’s something wrong with it, or he has allergies, or whatever. Actually, though, we started microwaving his food and he stopped puking… sort of. I think I catch him gag every once in a while…

That’s it on Skipper, I guess. I’ll blog again soon!… I think…

et cetera